Michael Fassbender

Dear Young Magneto,
You are so attractive! (Pun intended.) I thought you were pretty decent looking in "Inglorious Basterds," but at the time, I was hard up for Sgt. Donny Donowitz, so I didn't fully appreciate your sexiness. But in "X-Men First Class"? Dear Lord, you're stunning...I'm trying to figure out if it's your private evil theme music, your black turtlenecks, your gorgeous eyes, or your reckless abandon due to the violent, traumatic events of your childhood. Either way, I want to be your heavy metal lover.

Truly, (I'm really not kidding),
Angeline

Cheetos Commerical - Site Party

Cheetos has put out some really awesome commercials lately, but this one by far is my favorite. I love how us white people dance.

Unicorn Code Bag

I always feel strange jumping from something dramatic to something comical, but I want this bag from Archie McPhee nonetheless. I love unicorns, and I love bags.


The Unicorn Code states:

1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don't talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren't conceited.
7. Unicorns don't judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don't do drugs.

Michael and Michael Have Issues (Again)

So I'm a little behind on this, but I thought I'd share it anyway...

Michael & Michael Have Issues	Premieres Wed, July 15, 10:30pm / 9:30c
Preview - The Farting Butterfly Sketch
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This has got to be one the strangest blogs I've ever kept up with. I apologize for the abrupt shift from Sylvia Plath to farting butterflies, but I'm sure even she enjoyed a good laugh every now and then.

Michael and Michael Have Issues

Holy crap! I'm super excited about this:

Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter! I was first introduced to these guys (plus David Wain) in the Stella shorts, which are completely off-the-wall skits featuring cameos by Paul Rudd, Sam Rockwell, and Bradley Cooper, (among others.) Their comedy is absurd, perverted, sporadic, and completely hilarious. Unfortunately, I haven't kept up with their recent projects, but I saw a preview for this today and nearly leapt out of my seat. Click on the poster for more.

Also, check out Stella if you like ridiculous yet intelligent humor, (it's so stupid it's funny.)

Michael: Think of all the great things that have come out of this country!
Michael: Rugby.
David: Chicken Tikka Masala.
Michael: Chinese People.
Michael: Ass.
David: Harry Potter.
Michael: Rubber balls and liquor.
Michael: Then I say something.

Tees

Every once in a while, I go through a phase where I want to buy clever tees. I really only wear tees on lazy weekends, so I rarely follow through on my desire, but if I decided to, these would be some of my picks:





I especially like the last one. "Arrested Development" was such an awesome show.

If you wanna see more, visit Snorg Tees, 6 Dollar Shirts, Noise Bot, and/or Palmer Cash.